HA-HA-Hilarious!

For a few good laughs, check out these hilarious school-themed jokes.

Q: Why was the math book sad?

A: Because it had so many problems.

Q: What did the calculator say to the math student?

A: You can count on me.

Q: Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

A: She couldn't control her pupils.

Haunting Ha-Has for Halloween

Check out these Halloween-themed jokes that Braiden and Mar'Ques from our Newspaper Club collected:

What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?

Ghoul-aid!!!

What is a Mummy's favorite type of music?  

Wrap!!!!!  

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sand-witch.

Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?

Anywhere where he can boo-gie.

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?

He had no body to dance with.

Where did the goblin throw the football?

Over the ghoul line.

Why is a ghost such a messy eater?

Because he is always a goblin.

What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?

A toasty ghosty.

Jokes collected from: http://www.halloween.com/halloween-jokes-2.php