Check out these Halloween-themed jokes that Braiden and Mar'Ques from our Newspaper Club collected:
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Ghoul-aid!!!
What is a Mummy's favorite type of music?
Wrap!!!!!
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch.
Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
Anywhere where he can boo-gie.
Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
He had no body to dance with.
Where did the goblin throw the football?
Over the ghoul line.
Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
Because he is always a goblin.
What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
A toasty ghosty.
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